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Loud shirts for people who say the quiet part.

Holiday shirts with a smart mouth, protest tees with a red stamp, and the anti-surveillance yard signs that started it all.

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Liberty Belle leaning on a rusty pickup strung with Christmas lights, wearing the Special Delivery To Naughty From Santa tee NewChristmas
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Belle in the Special Delivery tee. Get this shirt

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Christmas

17 designs on tees and crewnecks, from Krampus to the naughty list. Order by early December for Christmas delivery.

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Black tee printed with SANTA'S NOT COMING. KRAMPUS IS.

Christmas picks

All 17 designs
  • Sport Grey tee printed with Ho Ho HoShown in Sport Grey

    Ho Ho Ho

    Three words, one string of lights, zero subtlety.

    Tee $29.99Crewneck $44.99
  • Black tee printed with Santa's Not Coming. Krampus Is.Shown in Black

    Santa's Not Coming. Krampus Is.

    Alpine folklore says the naughty ones get a visit. Dress accordingly.

    Tee $29.99
  • White tee printed with Nice: CancelledShown in White

    Nice: Cancelled

    Santa checked the list. It did not go well.

    Tee $29.99Crewneck $44.99
  • Sand tee printed with Naughty List AlumniShown in Sand

    Naughty List Alumni

    Class of 2026. Graduated with honors. No regrets.

    Tee $29.99Crewneck $44.99
  • White tee printed with You Know the RulesShown in White

    You Know the Rules

    A sprig of mistletoe, printed low. That's the whole joke.

    Tee $29.99
  • Black tee printed with Santa's FavoriteShown in Black

    Santa's Favorite

    Not bragging. Just stating the obvious.

    Tee $29.99Crewneck $44.99
  • Sand tee printed with Too Naughty for Santa. Krampus Approved.Shown in Sand

    Too Naughty for Santa. Krampus Approved.

    Rejected by the North Pole. Accepted elsewhere.

    Tee $29.99
  • Sport Grey tee printed with I Love ChristmasShown in Sport Grey

    I Love Christmas

    For the one who starts decorating in October.

    Tee $29.99Crewneck $44.99

The shirts that started it

All 30 protest shirts

Civil liberties in big plain words, and the anti-Flock camera line.

Yard signs for the camera on your corner

24x18 corrugated signs with a metal stake. Loud, polite or painted like a vintage postcard. If your town is voting on license-plate cameras, these start the conversation.

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FLOCK YOU vintage Joshua Tree yard sign standing in a high-desert front yard
The Joshua Tree scene sign. Get this sign

Running a fight in your town?

Organizers get sample kits and fundraiser pricing: your group buys at wholesale, sells at retail and keeps the difference.

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